The Gas Coffee Situtation

The Gas Coffee Situtation

By Simonbook - 12 Jan 2015 in Rants 313

The Gas Coffee Situtation

I don't know about you, but when I go to a gas station, I want fucking gas, if I want books I go to a fucking book shop, if I want a phone, well, you get the idea. This rant is mostly about the BP gas stations as I find them the most guilty of what I am about to describe:

It's morning, you are going to work, you notice you need some gas, you pull into a BP gas station, go inside to prepay, and you find a queue of 17 people waiting for the gas station attendants who have morphed into super barista's, whos sole attention is now utterly devoted to producing coffee instead of assisting you in not being late for work.

Attention fuckers - there are other places to get coffee. Just because you cunningly filled your car earlier, does not entitle you to use your coffee requiring magic to convert a gas station into a coffee shop. Don't get me wrong here, I LOVE coffee, but for fucks sake...gah.

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