By Simonbook - 03 Nov 2015 in
Set all the alarm clocks in to go off at 5-minute intervals.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.
Say to employee in an official tone, "Code 3" out back..... run away.
Move "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" signs causing injury to other shoppers.
Set up a tent in the outdoor department and invited shoppers in if they would bring you sausages and a gas stove.
Manager asks if they could help you with anything?, you began to cry and asked, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
Look right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked your nose, and eat it.
While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the House Wares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the antidepressants were situated.
Ninja around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the theme tune from "Mission Impossible"
In the kitchenware aisle, practise the "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse yell "PICKME, PICK ME!"
When announcements came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed "NO! NO! It's those voices again."
Go into a changing room, shut the door, wait a while; then yell "There is no toilet paper in here."