By Simonbook - 24 Jan 2015 in
Thought I might pop back to Facebook for a quick look - Last week I decided to do just 1 post, requested some suggestions for a name for the social network site I am building...anyway here is what I'm NOT
- Being included/tagged in Nike shoes.
- Being offered Rayban sunglasses.
- The suggestion that if I don't share this I may not love my daughter/mother/son/sister/father/dog.
- When you see it you will shit bricks.
- The new thing that Dave Grohl is complaining about / staring in / jamming with / ft. in / documenting etc.
- That band guy that ORDERS you to get down to the local thing and see his band tonight.
- Some despicable bastard shot an elephant.
- Like this to save a starving person / give a heart transplant.
- If this gets a million likes I will eat a bike (or whatever)
- Sigh - FML.
- 4 words and 27 hashtags.