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Whats with the clapping?

Whats with the clapping?

Why is it we strike our hands together violently to indicate we're appreciative of what someone did? It’s an odd thing, an arbitrary cultural act that could have been just about anything. Slapping knees, howling, headbutting, all could have been the tradition... Read More »

Android Operating System One Year From Being Sentient

Android Operating System One Year From Being Sentient

A confidential report seen by The Allium confirms that the android operating system is now only one year away from being sentient and is building up the ability to construct an army of robots. The Android Operating system is currently using more than 1 bill... Read More »

Google Photos App Ruined

Google Photos App Ruined

Late last week Google Photos updated, lets call it an update - it was more of a total downgrade in my opinion.   Google Photos used to contain what I feel was some of the best free image editing tools you can get, spot editing, instant (fake) HDR, struct... Read More »

Rapper Clocks

"I wonder why as hip-hop got past the 1980s, that those homies didn't swap to wearing giant digital clocks around their necks..
Y'all know wut tiam it eez? 19:11pm yo!"
~ Simonbook

App Review: Quora

App Review: Quora

Quora is a question-and-answer website where questions are created, answered, edited and organized by its community of users.   On and off I go back to Quora - I can't seem to stay interested but there is a lure, firstly its simplicity and secondly... Read More »

My Rating: 6 / 10

I'm sure this has happened to you

I'm sure this has happened to you

I'm sure this has happened to you.   You go into a shop, say Hello to a sales person, and they reply on auto pilot with something like Good thank you.  The last time this happened I actually pointed it out and said I didn't actually ask how... Read More »