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Mr Black Feathers

Mr Black Feathers

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Photography Cheat Sheet

Photography Cheat Sheet

  Want to capture excellent photos? Then you need to understand three things — the aperture, the shutter speed, and the ISO.    The aperture controls light that passes through your camera lens. If you shoot with the aperture adjusted to the s... Read More »

The Great NZ HDMI rip off

The Great NZ HDMI rip off

I was just flicking through the Dick Smith mailer while eating toast this morning, as you do, when I saw that they have HDMI cables on special at $29.99 - saving $29.99, which, if you can't be fucked doing maths involving that many 9s, comes to $59.98.  T... Read More »

Creative Swearing

Creative Swearing

One day someone cut me off so bad in traffic I was lost for a decent swear word to use - in a split second my brain engaged my mouth at full volume with Muppetfucker! - and so a new phrase was born.   Thinking back on this as I recently used it agai... Read More »

Why Morrissey is a dickhead

Why Morrissey is a dickhead

I found out a few years ago by utterly wasting my time to go and see this morons show, that you will be searched at the door for meat, yes, searched for meat and rejected if anything resembling a meat product is found on your person. What Lord Morrissey fails... Read More »

How hot is it?

How hot is it?

It's been hot. It's been humid, sticky and fucking hot.  I don't mind heat but humidity on the other hand, in what is classified as a sub tropical country (NZ) can turn into a nightmare.  I've been trying to get some work done, not so easy when there... Read More »

Arkles Bay ReShoot

I spent the day at Arkles Bay again today, took around 1400 shots and got super sunburnt. More soon.