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The Circular Banking Clusterfuck

The Circular Banking Clusterfuck

I am working on a personal project that involves taking online payments. As a web dev I've done quite a few of these over the years but never for myself. To be honest, I never knew the pains my customers had gone through to get each of the criteria required s... Read More »

Creative Swearing

Creative Swearing

One day someone cut me off so bad in traffic I was lost for a decent swear word to use - in a split second my brain engaged my mouth at full volume with Muppetfucker! - and so a new phrase was born.   Thinking back on this as I recently used it agai... Read More »

I am a fucking idiot

I am a fucking idiot

So I thought I would create a new module which shows the most popular post for the week. To do this I needed to change how the date was stored in the database. Rule number one of fucking around with this shit is to make a backup first - I did not because I am... Read More »

The Gas Coffee Situtation

The Gas Coffee Situtation

I don't know about you, but when I go to a gas station, I want fucking gas, if I want books I go to a fucking book shop, if I want a phone, well, you get the idea. This rant is mostly about the BP gas stations as I find them the most guilty of what I am about... Read More »

The subtle art of not giving a fuck

Despite the title I suggest you give a fuck about this article if you want to relax more with your day to day life.

People often say the key to confidence and success in life is to simply "not give a fuck." Indeed, we often refer to the strongest, most admirable people we know in terms of their lack of fucks given. Like "Oh, look at Susie working weekends again, she doesn't give a fuck." Open Link

Fucking Classy

Saw this while out shopping today...