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Words You Probably Didn’t Know Were Portmanteaus

Words You Probably Didn’t Know Were Portmanteaus

Don’t know what a portmanteau is? If you have heard of the words brunch, blog and pixel, then yes, you know portmanteaus (just not what they are). Portmanteaus, in the literary sense is a word that is created by merging two different words (and their meanings)... Read More »

The Problem with Shoes

The Problem with Shoes

I have come to the conclusion that socks should just be 'indoor shoes' - How I came to this epiphany is really quite simple, there is something inherently wrong with shoes.   Most shoes, apart from many womens shoes (btw I'm not considering Jand... Read More »

Android Operating System One Year From Being Sentient

Android Operating System One Year From Being Sentient

A confidential report seen by The Allium confirms that the android operating system is now only one year away from being sentient and is building up the ability to construct an army of robots. The Android Operating system is currently using more than 1 bill... Read More »

5 YouTube Tricks You Probably Didn’t Know