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What is Black Friday?

What is Black Friday?

Contrary to popular belief, the term Black Friday has nothing to do with retailers’ bottom lines turning from red to black (more on that later). It’s certainly possible, mind you, given the incredible amount of spending that occurs during the weekend. In 2014,... Read More »

Things to do while shopping

Things to do while shopping

Set all the alarm clocks in to go off at 5-minute intervals.    Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.    Say to employee in an official tone, Code 3 out back..... run away.    Move CAU... Read More »

The Faceless Gang

The Faceless Gang

Begging for googly eyes.

Facefood Shop

Dear Humanity, please stop this shit.

Flowers - Outside a shop

Flowers

Outside a shop Just give her this photo, its cheaper.

I'm sure this has happened to you

I'm sure this has happened to you

I'm sure this has happened to you.   You go into a shop, say Hello to a sales person, and they reply on auto pilot with something like Good thank you.  The last time this happened I actually pointed it out and said I didn't actually ask how... Read More »