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Things to do while shopping

Things to do while shopping

Set all the alarm clocks in to go off at 5-minute intervals.    Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.    Say to employee in an official tone, Code 3 out back..... run away.    Move CAU... Read More »

Facefood Shop

Dear Humanity, please stop this shit.

Final Resting Place - Maybe not, someone might restore it

Final Resting Place

Maybe not, someone might restore it I'd seen this car many times before in this field out the back of Falloons Rural Supplies and never had my camera with me, glad to finally tick it off my must shoot list!

I'm sure this has happened to you

I'm sure this has happened to you

I'm sure this has happened to you.   You go into a shop, say Hello to a sales person, and they reply on auto pilot with something like Good thank you.  The last time this happened I actually pointed it out and said I didn't actually ask how... Read More »